May 2013
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May 22nd
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If you seriously expect me to believe that Peter fucking Pan is behind some secret organisation to rid the human world of magic through a dipshit like Greg “ooh I lost my dad” whathisname, then you are DEAD WRONG SIR. Also, if you seriously expect me to be able to explain why the fuck I’m still watching a show where that’s a serious bloody possibility right about now then...
May 17th
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May 17th
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You know when you’ve spent far too long around other people and you’re just upset for no reason and need to be alone? Yeah. That shit sucks.
May 12th
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I’m loving Torchlight 2. I get to live out my dream of playing a gender neutral outlander warrior called March who has a pet alpaca called Jeff Bridges. Great times.
May 11th
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Ryan Gosling won't eat his cereal →
No, seriously, this is the best use of Vine I’ve ever seen
May 9th
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May 8th
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: thunderwingdoomslayer: shiphassailed:... →
thunderwingdoomslayer: shiphassailed: tigerpellets: I NEVER KNEW THIS I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE” WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE A MILLION TIMES MORE SENSE
May 3rd
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Some dicksplash just called Easy A a ‘hidden gem of a film’. Exactly where is that a ‘hidden gem’? Mongolia?
May 1st
April 2013
25 posts
Apr 29th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 26th
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Apr 25th
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FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH ONCE UPON A TIME. Time to check the tags yo
Apr 24th
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It is nothing short of cruel when they bring back Graham for random episodes. THE GRIEF IS STILL TOO MUCH.
Apr 24th
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BAELFIRE WHAT THE FUCKING WHAT This whole fucking storyline is insane, but amazing. Also the only one I didn’t even slightly see coming. Also what the eff has happened to August?! I’m starting to really miss that wooden git.
Apr 24th
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Listenanguys: YES. ONE THOUSAND YES
Apr 22nd
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GRAHAM IS IN THE FINALE OF SEASON ONE AND I BURST INTO TEARS LIKE A CHILD. This show is FUCKING RUINING MY LIFE
Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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I feel like I have a magical ability to tell when a character isn’t going to last very long; when I really like them, they last maybe 4-5 episodes, when I LOVE them with the fire of a thousand suns, they last one episode, barely that. If I hate them, it’s almost certain that they will live on and on and be the last one standing. (cough game of thrones cough bitch is now a...
Apr 21st
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Apr 21st
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My biggest issue so far with Once Upon A Time is if the evil queen has the power to transport every fairy tale character to earth, create a magic town they can’t leave, not have it questioned by, y’know, regular earth people and erase all their fairy tale memories but not turn them into total vegetables WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T SHE JUST KILL THEM. I mean, the plot’s also balls...
Apr 20th
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WHY WOULD YOU KILL GRAHAM I LIKED HIM. I know this is old news to everyone else, but I’m new to this show and he was fun.
Apr 19th
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Eurgh Once Upon A Time is just laden with tropes and obvious characters and the CGI is lame but omg Snow White needs to remember who she is and how dare Prince Charming die and I cannot breathe Rumpelstiltskin knows who Emma is oops I just bought the entire first season.
Apr 18th
Apr 18th
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“I could cross stitch your face off, then cross stitch your face, then cross...”
– Me to my laptop screen when applying for a craft related job.
Apr 18th
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leslieknope: psa: in terms of abusive upbringings jon snow’s is not even close to being on par with how much it sucks to be any class of lady in westeros shut up about cat’s choices bye How about Sansa? How about, oh, I don’t know, EVERY HIGH BORN LADY EVER? Jon was treated like shit by Cat, and got lucky with his siblings, that’s all. His life is pretty damn terrible, and...
Apr 8th
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Apr 7th
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Apr 6th
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Apr 5th
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a joke, your knight, or your brother?:... →
roguehearted: Okay so end of semester stuff means spending a buttload of money on prints and such, and I’m also planning a trip to Maryland over the summer to see my girlfriend, so I need to raise a little extra cash to help me out with these things! I’m pretty much willing to draw anything (except, y’know,… Kit is amazing and you should commission her because love her now.
Apr 5th
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Apr 4th
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Apr 3rd
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Oh my goodness one of my favourite poets just replied to me on Twitter. It was only one word, so I can’t tweet about it or he’ll know that I’m lame. Life’s hard. P.S the reason for my excitement is because he agreed with a short poem I wrote. WHICH IS AWESOME.
Apr 3rd
March 2013
20 posts
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Mar 27th
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Mar 27th
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ListenHey, wanna listen to Rush Limbaugh insulting...
Mar 26th
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Another quick Game of Thrones Sims update: I left the Lannisters for a bit because I was trying to deal with the Tyrells, who really need to get their shit together. Anyway long story short Cersai and Tywin have now had a child and they called it Julio. I’m not fucking kidding.
Mar 25th
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I hate that although I think Grace Helbig, Mamrie Hart and Hannah Hart are the best people around, I’d just be really lameballs and garble if I ever met them. Very jealous of all these Playlist people who just play it cool. You know?
Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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I think if I broke both my legs I’d still be OK because I’ve learned how to get most things in my room without moving.
Mar 24th
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A brief Game of Thrones Sims update: Made the Tyrells and everyone fancies Loras, so clearly I did something right. Alerie flirted shamelessly with Khal Drogo, Willas is grumpy ALL THE TIME and Garlan just doesn’t do very much. Mace is pretty nice and normal though, oh and Maergery is in lesbians with Arya Stark. In summation: The Tyrells are my most complicated creation yet. It’s...
Mar 24th
Oh crap I really want a cup of tea but I also really don’t want to get out of bed.
Mar 24th
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So I’ve recently got into Sims again, and decided to make Game of Thrones families and then fuck with their lives, because GRRM has fucked with mine with his beautiful writing. Here is a list of the things that have so far happened in my Sims world, which I called “Across the Narrow Street”. There are literally no spoilers, but I’m putting the info after the jump...
Mar 23rd
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ouijamatic: my style can be described as “this smells clean” with a touch of “did anyone see me wear this yesterday”. ACCURATE
Mar 22nd
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Mar 21st
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At first I thought my TV show spirit animal was just Chandler Bing, but now I think it’s April Kepner too. She ma homegirl y’all. 
Mar 18th
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Mar 14th
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Mar 14th
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So I’ve been updating this note on Facebook for the last four years with every film I’ve ever seen and I’d got to about 1400 when today I discovered it’s vanished from Facebook. The last copy I can find has 844. I want to cry and then beat up Mark Zuckerberg.
Mar 11th